miss blogging

feel like an idiot posting this post cuz by now i think nobody is readin this lame old blog anymore... sorry people for not posting any shit for ages...hmmm... well... dunno why i'm in the mood to write today and the shit part is i dunno what to write...

feelin damn euphoric now... damn happy with chelsea's win against MU... Actually damn happy with MU's defeat against Chelsea... It's every scouse's dream that old traford loses it's glory... had one of my best moments at Mamak today...

leaning tower of pisa

sanjay once asked me why is the campanile (bell tower) of pisa is leaning...??? since i got nothing to do at home... i started searching for facts on the internet bout this tower...the history behind this astounding tower of pisa is very compelling..!!

This marvelous tower was built in 1173 by the people of Pisa to show their wealth and power to the world..The people of Pisa were very good sailors and they have conquered many lands...their main enemies were the people of florence...both this idiots were always trying to show off their power and wealth (dildo heads got nothin better to do)... to show the people of Florence what they are capable of...hmmmm....these donkeys have built this really useless bell tower...the architects back then were really dildo headed donkeys cuz they built this useless tower on softground and these was the main fuckin reason why this stupid tower is leaning..

this tower was built in stages because the people of Pisa were always involved with stupid wars...kinda think of it..people in those ancient times really have nothing to do...due to this stupid wars,,,this tower took a period of 177 years to complete...WTF!!!!


My theory behind this enigma...

1) Why this tower was built????

Long -long time ago...there lived a horny king...one day he called all his architects and told them that he wants a monument to be built so that his name won't be deleted from the history of Pisa..so this king told them that he wants a statue of his DICK to be built beside the cathedral of Pisa..Since it's inappropriate to do that...his genius architects came up with the idea of disguising his dick as a bell tower...if you look closely..the tower is actually a DICK in disguise..!!

2) Why is it leaning??? this question puzzles all of you rite??? don't worry..i have solved the mystery behind it...

The horny king was old when he called his stupid architects...when they came to take a close look at his erected DICK...it did not achieve full erections and it was actually leaning...since the king wants an actual figure of his dick to be built...that is why the tower of Pisa was built such a way that it is leaning..!!

3) Why it took such a long time to be built???
The stupid king always thought that his DICK is still growing from year to year...hence these architects have to wait until these old king dies so that the exact shape of his dick can be made...and the rest of the hundred years was due to the lack of funds cuz most of the money in the kingdom was used for paying high class prostitutes while the horny king was still alive...poor people of Pisa...they have to work really hard inorder to collect funds so that this tower could be completed..


Hmmm hope you people are satisfied with the answer i gave especially sanjay...ok gotta go now..

juz being an idiot here..

Mona Lisa

i can't really figure out why i have trouble sleeping recently...urgggggghhhh..this whole sleeping thing is driving me nuts i tell you...helloooo...what the fuck...i can only fall asleep at 4.00 am in the morning!!!! since i can't really sleep and will be rolling on the bed like a bitch who got a burnin hot rod up in her rectum or something...i'll be either logged on in facebook or on MSN...sometimes when i'm too lazy to switch on my com... i'll be staring at blank space like an idiot instead... and that's the time when my imagination will run wild like a horny prostitute who got super turned on during sex and actually stupid enough to even stuff a baseball bat in her worn out vagina.

since i've nothing much on my mind to post on my blog, i'll just tell you what are the stupid things that i literally imagined when i can't really sleep at night.

the other day when i was just staring blankly at the ceiling in my room..something stupid came across my mind... Out of all the things in the world .. Mona Lisa's image appeared on my mind and i began wondering why the mysterious picture painted by Leornardo Da Vincci is so famous??? and who the heck is she??? how is she related to Da Vincci ?? is she considered hot in the 16th century???

hmmmmm.....it sounds so enigmatic...

few questions came across my mind and i managed to answer it based on my creative way of thinking ..hehe

Below are some of the mysteries revealed by the genius SANDAVE ....MUAhahahahaaha...

1) Who is Monalisa?
From my point of view..she must be Leonardo's girlfriend or someone he really love cuz he spent 4 fuckin years to complete the painting..

2) Why did he drew Mona Lisa???
Since he loves her alot and at the same time he travels alot..this means he can't really have sex with her all the time right??? hence he painted her so that he can take the pic around and just masturbate looking at it when he's feelin horny.

3) Why is Mona Lisa smilling???
Actually she is seducing Leornardo when he's painting her face..the horny smile that she have on her face is actually turnin Leornardo on..

4) if you look closely at the pic..you can see that her hands is on her stomach..WHY?
Here's the answer to one of the greatest unsolved mystery... she's actually hiding her pregnant self.
I actually imagined the conversation between both lisa and leonardo...

Leornardo: darling why are you holding your stomach??

Lisa : to hide the product of fucking that we had 5 months ago you dickhead!!



5) some critics say that Mona Lisa is actually leornardo in his feminine form..is it true???

Based on this picture beside me i don't think so...hmmm..but what made this critics to made such an assumption??...after comparing both portraits i found that both of them have something in common.. the end of Mona Lisa's hair actually looks like leonardo's beard...hands up for leonardo... such a great artist.. i love you dude!


6) Why did leonardo painted her eyes in such a manner that she is always staring at you no matter at which angle you are looking at her??

this is because he wants mona lisa to seduce people from every angle and so that he can masturbate looking into her eyes at whichever angle he prefers at that time..


wow no wonder leonardo da vincci is so famous for his monalisa painting ..that dude really got talent... Oh Mona Lisa..guess she's seducing the guards in in the Louvre in Paris right now.

ok gotta go

new blog

yay.... finally i have time to create a blog again. hopefully this time i won't be as lazy as before where i just abandoned my blog because i was too lazy . guess life is pretty boring now since i decided to blog again. life turned to be boring after completing my foundation studies in AIMST. have plenty of freetime now as i'm not working like my other friends...dad didn't allow me to work in genting as i planned...sigh.. although dad didn't allow me to work in genting , i still tried my luck at Bentong's education department where i applied for a job as a temporary teacher (still waiting for reply). hmmm...kinda sleepy now as it's already three in the morning... good night