leaning tower of pisa

sanjay once asked me why is the campanile (bell tower) of pisa is leaning...??? since i got nothing to do at home... i started searching for facts on the internet bout this tower...the history behind this astounding tower of pisa is very compelling..!!

This marvelous tower was built in 1173 by the people of Pisa to show their wealth and power to the world..The people of Pisa were very good sailors and they have conquered many lands...their main enemies were the people of florence...both this idiots were always trying to show off their power and wealth (dildo heads got nothin better to do)... to show the people of Florence what they are capable of...hmmmm....these donkeys have built this really useless bell tower...the architects back then were really dildo headed donkeys cuz they built this useless tower on softground and these was the main fuckin reason why this stupid tower is leaning..

this tower was built in stages because the people of Pisa were always involved with stupid wars...kinda think of it..people in those ancient times really have nothing to do...due to this stupid wars,,,this tower took a period of 177 years to complete...WTF!!!!


My theory behind this enigma...

1) Why this tower was built????

Long -long time ago...there lived a horny king...one day he called all his architects and told them that he wants a monument to be built so that his name won't be deleted from the history of Pisa..so this king told them that he wants a statue of his DICK to be built beside the cathedral of Pisa..Since it's inappropriate to do that...his genius architects came up with the idea of disguising his dick as a bell tower...if you look closely..the tower is actually a DICK in disguise..!!

2) Why is it leaning??? this question puzzles all of you rite??? don't worry..i have solved the mystery behind it...

The horny king was old when he called his stupid architects...when they came to take a close look at his erected DICK...it did not achieve full erections and it was actually leaning...since the king wants an actual figure of his dick to be built...that is why the tower of Pisa was built such a way that it is leaning..!!

3) Why it took such a long time to be built???
The stupid king always thought that his DICK is still growing from year to year...hence these architects have to wait until these old king dies so that the exact shape of his dick can be made...and the rest of the hundred years was due to the lack of funds cuz most of the money in the kingdom was used for paying high class prostitutes while the horny king was still alive...poor people of Pisa...they have to work really hard inorder to collect funds so that this tower could be completed..


Hmmm hope you people are satisfied with the answer i gave especially sanjay...ok gotta go now..

juz being an idiot here..