Mona Lisa

i can't really figure out why i have trouble sleeping recently...urgggggghhhh..this whole sleeping thing is driving me nuts i tell you...helloooo...what the fuck...i can only fall asleep at 4.00 am in the morning!!!! since i can't really sleep and will be rolling on the bed like a bitch who got a burnin hot rod up in her rectum or something...i'll be either logged on in facebook or on MSN...sometimes when i'm too lazy to switch on my com... i'll be staring at blank space like an idiot instead... and that's the time when my imagination will run wild like a horny prostitute who got super turned on during sex and actually stupid enough to even stuff a baseball bat in her worn out vagina.

since i've nothing much on my mind to post on my blog, i'll just tell you what are the stupid things that i literally imagined when i can't really sleep at night.

the other day when i was just staring blankly at the ceiling in my room..something stupid came across my mind... Out of all the things in the world .. Mona Lisa's image appeared on my mind and i began wondering why the mysterious picture painted by Leornardo Da Vincci is so famous??? and who the heck is she??? how is she related to Da Vincci ?? is she considered hot in the 16th century???

hmmmmm.....it sounds so enigmatic...

few questions came across my mind and i managed to answer it based on my creative way of thinking ..hehe

Below are some of the mysteries revealed by the genius SANDAVE ....MUAhahahahaaha...

1) Who is Monalisa?
From my point of view..she must be Leonardo's girlfriend or someone he really love cuz he spent 4 fuckin years to complete the painting..

2) Why did he drew Mona Lisa???
Since he loves her alot and at the same time he travels alot..this means he can't really have sex with her all the time right??? hence he painted her so that he can take the pic around and just masturbate looking at it when he's feelin horny.

3) Why is Mona Lisa smilling???
Actually she is seducing Leornardo when he's painting her face..the horny smile that she have on her face is actually turnin Leornardo on..

4) if you look closely at the pic..you can see that her hands is on her stomach..WHY?
Here's the answer to one of the greatest unsolved mystery... she's actually hiding her pregnant self.
I actually imagined the conversation between both lisa and leonardo...

Leornardo: darling why are you holding your stomach??

Lisa : to hide the product of fucking that we had 5 months ago you dickhead!!



5) some critics say that Mona Lisa is actually leornardo in his feminine form..is it true???

Based on this picture beside me i don't think so...hmmm..but what made this critics to made such an assumption??...after comparing both portraits i found that both of them have something in common.. the end of Mona Lisa's hair actually looks like leonardo's beard...hands up for leonardo... such a great artist.. i love you dude!


6) Why did leonardo painted her eyes in such a manner that she is always staring at you no matter at which angle you are looking at her??

this is because he wants mona lisa to seduce people from every angle and so that he can masturbate looking into her eyes at whichever angle he prefers at that time..


wow no wonder leonardo da vincci is so famous for his monalisa painting ..that dude really got talent... Oh Mona Lisa..guess she's seducing the guards in in the Louvre in Paris right now.

ok gotta go